Scaredy Squirrel Prepares for Christmas: A Safety Guide for Scaredies - Softcover

According to Scaredy Squirrel, "Christmas is indeed the most wonderful time of the year, but it is also the scariest." Luckily, Scaredy is prepared - and you can be, too! He's put together this "Safety Guide for Scaredies," full of advice for dealing with all the potential dangers, hazards and obstacles one might face during the Christmas season, complete with elaborate charts, numbered lists and the necessary diagrams. Included are step-by-step instructions for building a gingerbread house (Step 2: "Get a building permit"), a shopping guide for tricky personality types ("mystical" and "hairy" types included) and a variety of safety tips throughout, such as, "When making a guest list, try to avoid inviting individuals like piranhas or double dippers." Last but not least, at the end of the book is Scaredy's all-encompassing surefire solution: "If all else fails ... play dead!"