The Funniest United Quotes... Ever! - Softcover

Manchester United players and managers have kept us entertained with some truly mad, bonkers and often outrageous remarks over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 300 of the most hilarious quotes and quips from the men of Manchester United. Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have you chuckling throughout the season.

“It was one of those goals that’s invariably a goal.” Denis Law

“My wife picked me out of a football sticker album and I chose her from a music video off the TV.” David Beckham

“I think if the referee had stood still, we wouldn’t have chased him.” Roy Keane

“The problem is not what we are doing badly, it is because we are not doing things well.” Patrice Evra